What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What do you call an artistic dog?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is a table you can eat?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?