What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?