What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are books always so angry?