What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Roost beef.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What day is your mom always right?
Why do bees gossip?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is the most attractive fruit?