What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which insect is the smartest?
How long do chickens work?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What game do bats excel at?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do librarians never make plans?