Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
The Westminster Tabby!
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the horse so happy?
What bird is always sad?