Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaa-rber shop.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?