Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?