What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What tree has the most bark?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?