Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?