Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do two skunks argue?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What birds always travel in twos?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?