Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
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Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?