What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?