What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Squash.
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do bees chew?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?