Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be.
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why are trees always so positive?