How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
On the elephone.
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?