What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do cows say on NYE?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do bees gossip?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why don't ants get sick?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?