What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
There's mushroom for improvement!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?