Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
They are always up to something.
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Who invented fractions?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do birds threaten one another?