What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
The graveyard shift.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Who is the fastest reindeer?