Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the friendliest pen?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?