Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Do dads always snore?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?