Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What should your husband name his internet connection?