Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Because it's in Decembrrr!
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do books sleep?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do stars celebrate in December?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?