Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
A dad on a fishing trip.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?