What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What day is your mom always right?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How does one gelatin greet another?