Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the rocky road.
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's the noisiest food?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What should you wear to a tea party?