Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What siblings are always sad?
What did the calf play in the school band?