Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Families are like fudge.
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What season begins with a thud?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?