What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?