What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
How do bees get to school?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?