What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Alpaca lunch.
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?