What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Sue-nami.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?