What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the friendliest national park?