What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What tree has the most bark?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?