What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
If you need help building an ark...
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do fish do at parades?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?