What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
A snow cone.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Families are like fudge.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?