What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
The hot dogs were pretty bad, but it was the brats that were the wurst.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?