What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?