What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
A beer-a-cuda.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where would you find an elephant?
What vegetables make the best music?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?