Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?