What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
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