Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
They are courting.
What do you call a silly hill?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you give a sick lemon?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?