What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do horses reside?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do kittens go to school?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What bird is always sad?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?