What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Which insect makes the best father?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How does the sun listen to music?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?