Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Where would you find an elephant?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
We had a discussion about roses.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?