What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
Which tree can't stop crying?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Which fly makes films?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?