What does a cat go to sleep on?
A caterpillow.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?