What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do German dogs sleep?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do billboards talk?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What vegetables make the best music?
What does a dog say before eating?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do you call a Zen egg?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?