What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why are goats so funny?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is the beach so confident?