Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What did the sick chicken say?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?