What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?