What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did the confused bee say?
Why is summer always sad?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?