What do you get when you play country music backwards?
You get your wife back, your dog back, and your job back.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Where would you find an elephant?