What fish sings the best?
The in tuna fish.
What do fairies always drink?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do elves learn in school?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?