Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What happens when a frog's car dies?