What do fish use for glasses?
See shells!
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How is cat food sold?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Where do burgers like to dance?