What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the whale cross the road?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What is the biggest ant in the world?