What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue.
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?