What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Book worms.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why was the bunny upset?
Where do horses reside?
How much money does a skunk have?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?