How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
He quit cold turkey.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Where do hamsters come from?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?